i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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