summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
We are two peas in an std pod
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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