I cockslap morals
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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