I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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