Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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