i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Randomize
