Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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