just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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