It's a beautiful day for a hangover
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
My day in three words: secret purse cake
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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