I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
only if we run a train.
done.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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