she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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