People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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