i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
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