I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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