David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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