I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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