it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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