If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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