and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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