just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
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Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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