The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
Randomize
