She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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