How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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