Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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