we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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