im having a threesome with these popsicles
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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