It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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