i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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