id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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