Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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