wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I just found a bag of teeth...
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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