It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
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