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say what?
wanna hang out?
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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