Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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