doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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