im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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