You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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