Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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