Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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