i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
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