no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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