no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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