K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
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