Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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