Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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