This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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