Sponge bath it is.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
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