Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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