Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
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