Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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