doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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