I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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