You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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