Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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